cory b.

There were two guys who found out a way to get free beer: one guy would hide a sausage in his pants while the other guy would pretend to suck on it when they had to pay for the beer. So they go to the first bar and have a couple of drinks.When they had to pay for them, one of the men started to suck on the sausage and they were kicked out without having to pay for the beers. They did this for the rest of the night. When it was getting close to one AM, the guy who had to suck on the sausage said, "Why don't i hide the sausage in my pants while you suck on it?" The second guy responded by saying, "Oh! I lost that thing hours ago."

funniness: 5.65

rating: R