Detlef B.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your shoes off. What's the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage. What's the difference between a dead baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put a dead baby in the oven. How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? 6. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? There was one alive at the bottom. What's worse than that? He ate his way out. What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby. And finally... What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.

rating: R