Ella F.

Nelson Mandela, Barack Obama and Queen Elizabeth were on a plane when they fell out and got lost on a cannibal island. Some cannibals came and said."Each of you must go and find three fruits and come back." Nelson Mandela came back with apples. The cannibals said. " You must now stick them up your bum with out screaming, laughing or pulling a face or we'll kill you. Nelson Mandela stuck them up his bum and screamed so they killed him. Barack Obama came back with grapes. The cannibals said. "You must now stick them up your bum with out laughing, screaming or pulling a face or we'll kill you. He stuck them up his bum and laughed so they killed him. In heaven Nelson Mandela asked . "Why did you laugh". Obama replied. "Because i turned around and saw Queen Elizabeth with pineapples."

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