Rob O.

Confucius says: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam. Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth. Man who jizz in cash register come into money. Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time. Man with dick in peanut butter, fucking nuts.

funniness: 8.34

rating: PG-13