Rob O.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been on the range for days, and finally come upon a small town. As they approach the saloon, Lone Ranger looks over to Tonto and says, "Tonto, everyone knows you are the fastest Indian on the Reservation. Now, Silver here is really tired and if you could run around in circles around him, I bet you'd cool him off and he'd appreicate it. What do ya say?" Tonto of course replied, "OK Kemosabe," and proceeded to run around Silver. Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger enters the bar and settles down with a beer. Not long into his 2nd beer, a dirty and disheveled man enters the bar and says "Hey, who's gray steeldust horse is that out there?" "Silver is mine, why do you ask?" says our hero. "Cuz you left your Injun runnin!"

funniness: 5.86

rating: PG