Rebekah R.

A new student enters the classroom. The teacher looks up and says, "Oh, hello. I'm Mr. Writh, you must be our new student. What's your name?" The student looks dead at the teacher and says "Happy Butt." The teacher became baffled. There was no way this student's name was......Happy Butt. The teacher took the student to the office where the secretary looked up her file. A while later she turned to the student and said, "Sweetie, your name is Gladys." The student looked blank. "Happy Butt, Glad Ass, what's the difference?"