John L.

North Pole Update June 1, 2009 Comet still missing. Last seen1/2 mile south of the North Pole, in a snowdrift collapsed from exhaustion, on December 26, 2008 at 12:01 A.M. Not responsible for any microwave oven doors arriving in place of flat panel tvs on December 25, 2008. Santa is gearing up for his big season, the Christmas on 4th of July commercials.