Asher R.

Yo mama so big when she stood up an airplane fell out of the sky. Yo mama so stupid she was in my 10 year old cousin's class last year. Yo mama so fat she makes a living by sumo-wrestling OR Yo mama so fat she isn't even allowed to sumo-wrestling. Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch. Yo mama so stupis she starved to death in the supermarket. Yo mama so hairy tat when she went skiing people thought she was a yeti. Yo mama so fat you need a map to get around her. Yo mama so big she uses a tree for a toothpick. Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat outside people thought she was a taxi. Yo mama so hairy the only language she knows is Wookie. Wooooooooo!!! Yo mama so heavy when she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued...." Yo mama so heavy when she stepped on the scale it "One at a time please" Yo mama so hairy when she visited the Empire State Building people thought she was King Kong. Yo mama so fat her kids bathe in her belly button. Yo mama so big when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up. Yo mama so big she was bapticed in SeaWorld. Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama so ugly she isn't bald her hair just runs away from her face. Yo mama so fat that when she and her family went to a drive-in movie, she dressed like a Chevy and got in for free. Yo mama so fat that she is the reason that there is world hunger. Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry. Yo mama so greasy that Sunoco buys gas off of her. Yo mama so old she has a Bible signed by Jesus. Yo mama so stupid she tried to blow out a lightbulb. Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama is like a Big Mac.... Full of fat and worth a buck. Yo mama so stupid she bought a video tape on how to repair a VCR. Yo mama so stupid that when she went to the movies a sign said "Nobody under 17 allowed" so she went and got 16 friends. Yo mama so fat she sits next to everyone in class. Yo mama so stupid she took TV Guide to the movies. Yo mama so old that when she was told to ask he age, she died. Yo mama so stupid that when she took a drug test she asked if it was multiple choise. Yo mama so fat she fell off both sides of the bed. Yo mama so poor she washes paper plates. Yo mama has a lot in common with a hardware store.... 10 cents a screw.

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