Jefferson J.

Here are some examples of church bulletin messages that had gone completely wrong: Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and our community For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs This being Easter Sunday, we'll ask Mrs.Martin to come forward and lay an egg on the altar At the evening service tonight, the topic will be 'What is Hell?' Come early and listen to the choir practice The flower on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Hunter, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Hunter