Lance G.

The first pig went into a bar. The bartender asked what will you have. The pig said five beers. He drank them and asked where is the toilet. The bartender said down the hall. The second pig came into the bar. The bartender asked what will you have. The pig said what did my brother have. The bartender said five beers. The second pig said give me ten beers. He drank them then asked where is the toilet. He was told down the hall. The third pig came into the bar. What will you have. The pig said what did my brother have. The bartender said ten beers. The pig said give me ten beers. He drank them and started eating the peanuts out of the bowel. The bartender asked don't you want to know where the toilet is? The pig said no I am the one that goes wee wee all the way home.

funniness: 4.87

rating: PG