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There were 3 kids WHITE, LATINO, and BLACK, they were all playing together , so one day the DEVIL came to each one and said, "I will grant you 1 wish, if you promise me your soul." they all agreed. So the White kid went first. The DEVIL asked, "What is your wish?" The White kid says,"I want to be rich!" The DEVIL says "Give me your penis!" the White kid pulls out his penis, the devil grabs it, and it melts away. The White kid becomes BERNARD MADOFF. Next the Latino kid steps up. The DEVIL says, ?What is your wish?? The Latino kid says, ?I want to be powerful!? The DEVIL says ?give me your penis!? the Latino kid pulls it out, the Devil grabs it, and it melts away. The Latino kid turns into EMMANUAL NOREAGA. Finally the black kid steps up, the DEVIL ask, ?what is your wish?? the Black kid says ?I want to be rich and powerful!? The DEVIL says ?give me your penis!? the Black kid pulls it out, the Devil grabs it, and nothing happens. So the DEVIL grabs, and grabs, and grabs, but still nothing happens. The DEVIL looks up and says how come nothing is happening? The Black kid looks up and says, ?cause the milk chocolate melts in your mouth and not in your hands? The DEVIL looks up and says ?HELL 2 THE NO!? and disappears. The black kid walks away with a sly smile, penis and all. He later becomes BARACK OBAMA!

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