Jonathan T.

A little 5- year old boy walked in one night and caught his parents in the act. He immediatly asked his mom wat she was doing jumping on top of his dad. his mom, trying to keep him innocent, replyed "you see your father has gotten kinda fat so i am jumping on top of him to make him skinny again" and the little boy answered "dont even bother mom" curious the mom replyed, "what do you mean honey?" and to this the little boy replyed: "you see your jumping on top of him to make him skinny again but every morning when you leaver for work the girl next door comes, gets on her knees, and blows him back up.... so dont even bother mommy..."

funniness: 9.12

rating: PG-13