Mark W.

After a thorough checkup by Dr. Proctor, Bill was sadly informed that he had developed colon cancer and only had 6 months to live. In shock, Bill asked, "Doc, is there nothing I can do to help?" The doctor replied, "Don't you live a couple of blocks from that wonderful, new Health Spa?" Bill answered, "Yes, I do. Why? Can they help?" The doctor said, "Well, you should routinely visit them every single day during the next 6 months for Mud-Bath treatments." Asked Bill, "Really? Will that help?" The doctor answered, "Not necessarily, but maybe they can help you to get used to the dirt!"

funniness: 5.32

rating: G