Kenneth A.

There were two Nuts sitting on a bench on the grounds of the Nut house. One of the nuts was bald, all of a sudden a big crow flies over and shit right on top of the bald guy's head. He tells the other nut to run up to the house and get some toilet paper!! The other nut looks at him and says, you must be crazy, by the time I get back that crow will be miles away.

funniness: 4.79

rating: PG