FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !.

This is a joke to do with other people. Kids will laugh at it (you may want to change a couple words though) and maybe some older folk can get a couple chuckles. you'll need three people to act it out: Guy 1, Guy 2, Guy 3. here it goes. Guy 1: Target in sight! Fire torpedo 1! Guy 2: Fire torpedo 1! Guy 3: How do you do that? Guy:2 How do you do that? Guy 1: Press the red button! Guy 2: Press the red button! Guy 3: *presses red button* Red button pressed! Guy 2: Red button pressed! Guy 1: Target missed! Fire torpedo 2! Guy 2: Fire torpedo 2! Guy 3: How do you do that? Guy 2: How do you do that? Guy 1: Press the blue button! Guy 2: Press the blue button! Guy 3: *presses blue button* Blue button pressed! Guy 2: Blue button pressed! Guy 1: Target missed! Fire torpedo 3! Guy 2: Fire torpedo 3! Guy 3: How do you do that? Guy 2: How do you do that? Guy 1: Press the yellow button! Guy 2: Press the yellow button! Guy 3: *presses yellow button* Yellow button pressed! Guy 2: Yellow button pressed! Guy 1: Target missed! We're out of torpedos! Commit suicide before we're blown to the depths of the ocean! *stabs himself* Guy 2: Yes, sir! *stabs himself* (this is the funny part!) Guy 3: How do you do that?

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