morris m.

There was a man who married a fat woman who had an even fatter mom. The husband would mock his wife's weight. One day she asked, why do you always mock my weight but you never mock my moms? The husband answered, Because When I go to your mom's house, she feeds me alot of food. When I'm at our house, "I" have to feed "you" alot of food.

funniness: 2.15

rating: PG