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1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. ********* 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. ********* 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it. ********* 4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name. ********* 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. ********* 6. A dog`s parents never visit. ********* 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. ********* 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. ********* 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. ********* 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. ********* 11. Dogs can`t talk. ********* 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day. ********* 13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk. ********* 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. ********* 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. ********* 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" ********* 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. ********* 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert. ********* 19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car. ********* 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting. ********* 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. ********* 22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives. ********* 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. ********* 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. ********* 25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus. ********* And, last but not least: 26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff. *********