Leahcim T.

In a hospital there was a very old grouchy patient. One day he was being treated by a new doctor. The patient said, "You damn young doctor, you probably don't even know what's wrong with me!" The doctor said, "I'm afraid I don't. I will have to call in a specialist." "What kind?" the old man asked. The doctor said, "A proctologist, because I've never studied assholes."

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG-13