ashley l.

> Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. > Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. > Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! <br> > Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. > Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. > Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. > Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then tax his tears. > Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. > Tax all he has Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough. > When he screams and hollers Then tax him more, <br> > Tax him till he's good and sore. > Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. > Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom.. . '<br> > When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. > Accounts Receivable Tax<br> > Building Permit Tax<br> > CDL license Tax<br> > Cigarette Tax<br> > Corporate Income Tax<br> > Dog License Tax<br> > Excise Taxes<br> > Federal Income Tax<br> > Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)<br> > Fishing License Tax<br> > Food License Tax<br> > Fuel Permit Tax<br> > Gasoline Tax (currently 44. 75 cents per gallon)<br> > Gross Receipts Tax<br> > Hunting License Tax<br> > Inheritance Tax<br> > Inventory Tax<br> > IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)<br> > Liquor Tax<br> > Luxury Taxes<br> > Marriage License Tax<br> > Medicare Tax<br> > Personal Property Tax<br> > Property Tax<br> > Real Estate Tax<br> > Service Charge Tax<br> > Social Security Tax<br> > Road Usage Tax<br> > Sales Tax<br> > Recreational Vehicle Tax<br> > School Tax<br> > State Income Tax<br> > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)<br> > Telephone Federal Excise Tax<br> > Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax<br> > Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes<br> > Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax<br> > Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax<br> > Telephone State and Local Tax<br> > Telephone Usage Charge Tax<br> > Utility Taxes<br> > Vehicle License Registration Tax<br> > Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax<br> > Well Permit Tax<br> > Workers Compensation Tax<br> <br> > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most > prosperous in the world. > We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the > world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. > > What happened? > Can you spell 'politicians?' > > I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! > YOU can help it get there!!! > THE HIPPIES WERE RIGHT!!!! > GO AHEAD -- BE AN AMERICAN

funniness: 7.92

rating: PG