Genny J.

Two guys, one young and one old, are pushing their carts through home depot, when they run into one another with their carts. The old guy says "sorry, i am looking for my wife and i guess i wanst looking where i was going." The young guy says "thats okay, its a coincidence. im looking for my wife too!" The old guy says "maybe we can help each other out. what does your wife look like? The young guy describes her as "27, tall, red hair, blue eyed, long legs, big boobs, and wearing tight white shorts. what does yours look like?" "doesn't matter, lets look for yours."