Genny J.

During a ride in a taxi, the rider touches the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch the cab driver flinches, screams, and goes into a full panic, swerving from side to side on the road. Finally the driver regains control. "sorry" the cab driver says, "this is my first day on the job. for the past 20 years i have been driving a hearse."

funniness: 8.29

rating: G