jack d.

well, this is kinda just a true story that happened to my grandmother... if u get bored at any time, just keep on going to a different joke... and if it not funny, just put in that im lame and crap like that... ok, so here's the story: my grandmother had to have surgery... she was put on that crap that makes u fall asleep... when she was coming out of it, the doctor said to her, "You have nice eye lashes..." she said, "why thank you..." she plucked them off and gave them to him... "you can have them..." (in case some of u guys dont understand... she has fake eye lashes...)