anthony h.

Their is a lady with no legs or arms sitting on her porch. A guy is running on the beach and passes her porch. The lady sees the guy and says" Come here, I need your help!" The man comes to the porch and says "What's wrong?" The lady says "I've never been kissed before, so will you kiss me?" So the man gives her a kiss on the cheeks then runs again. He passes the house again and the lady says "Come here". The man goes on the porch again and says "What's wrong?" The lady says she has never been hugged before and asks the man to give her a hug. So the man gives her a hug and he starts running again. The man passes the house again and the lady says she has never been fucked before and asks the man to fuck her. So the man picks her up, walks down to the beach and throws her in the ocean. And the man says "Now your fucked bitch."

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