Ryan R.

A man walking around a car lot looking for a car,he finds one he likes,so he bent over to fell the carpet of the car,but as soon as he bends over he lets out a big fart. Embarrassed he look around to see if anyone heard the fart,and sure enough a sales person is standing right behind him embarrassed he quickly asks how much the car is. The sales person says if you farted just toching the car your 'gonna crap your pants when you hear how much the car is

funniness: 6.18

rating: PG