Zack S.

A GRANDFATHER CHALLENGES HIS GRANDSON TO A BET. HE BETS THAT HIS GRANDSON WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PUSH HIM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS FOR THREE TIMES IN A ROW. WHILE HIS GRANDSON PREPARES, THE GRANDPA SECRETLY TAKES A VIAGRA. HIS GRANDSON IS THEN ABLE TO PUSH HIM DOWN, BUT IT TAKES HIM 10 SECONDS TO DO SO. SECOND TIME AROUND, GRANDPA TAKES ANOTHER VIAGRA, AND THIS TIME THE GRANDSON STRUGGLES HEAVILY. HOWEVER, HE IS STILL ABLE TO PUSH HIM DOWN AFTER 5 MINUTES. FINALLY, THE GRANDFATHER TAKES HIS THIRD VIAGRA AND EXCLAIMS "YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO KNOCK ME DOWN THIS TIME!" THE GRANDSON, NOW REALLY MAD, TRIED AND TRIED AGAIN TO KNOCK HIS GRANDPA DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT FOR SOME REASON COULDN'T DO IT! IN THE END, THE GRANDPA WON THE BET. MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT "THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL"

rating: PG-13