Tyce F.

In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger recently. Here's David Letterman's explanation(s).... The Top Ten List "McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac": #10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan".. #9. Condom, condiment-what's the damn difference? #8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe".. #7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake.. #6. It Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.. #5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal".. #4. So what-a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.. #3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?" #2. Drive-thru speaker broken-"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "prophylactic device".. And the #1 McDonald's Excuse for the Condom in a Big Mac: #1. When you're "servicing" billions and billions, you can't be too careful

funniness: 7.24

rating: PG