Moe R.

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!' Hung Chow calls in to work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.' The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel GREAT. I be at work soon.........You got nice house!'

funniness: 9.49

rating: PG-13