Brad R.

There was a boy and a girl in an R.E lesson, And sir goes to the front of the class and says, "I'm going to ask you some questions about R.E." "Right, who created the world"? The boy pokes the girl with his pencil, and she says "God almighty", that is correct said sir. "Next question, who was the son of god"? He pokes her again, "Jesus christ" she says Sir says "that is correct" "Right then final question" "What did Eve say to Adam before they had their 3rd baby"? He pokes her with the pencil again, so she says "poke me with that thing again and i'll snap it in 2.