FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !.

1.underwear (The way it lifts and cradles unspeakable things) freakin' hair (I DON'T WANT FREAKIN' FUR) 3.romantic sex (crap,doing it like a dog or something isn't very good or at least doesn't sound good) 4.My fucking sense of humor (you can't tell jokes if you can't even speak) 5.this is it the most important thing...MY DICK (I can barely see any animal's wrong spots)

rating: R