Paul Z.

A man comes, flustered, to his wife one evening and asks her: 'Honey, be honest with me. Have you ever cheated on me?' The wife, a bit taken aback at this sudden question, reluctantly replied: 'Yes, I have cheated on you dear.' The man then asks: 'How many times?' The wife then tells him to go and take a quick cold shower and she would tell him after. He accepts and takes his shower. When he comes out, he says to his wife: 'You were right honey, a quick cold shower did help things cool off.' The wife quickly cuts him off and says: 'Shhhhh! I'm still counting!'