allan g.

One night a man picked-up a hooker and their experience went as follows: Man: "How much for a hand job?" Hooker: "$100" Man: "WOW! That expensive?!?" Hooker: "See that Benz over there? I got that for giving hand jobs." Man: "Woah! It must be a hell of a hand job! OK! let's have it then." After a few minutes... Man: "That was GREAT! How much for a blow job?" Hooker: "$500" Man: "WOW! That expensive?!?" Hooker: "See that building over there? I got that for giving blow jobs" Man: "Woah! It must be a hell of a blow job! OK! let's have it then." After a few minutes... Man: "That was FANTASTIC! How much for the pussy?" Hooker: "See that bridge over there?" Man: "Woah! You got that from giving pleasure with your pussy?" Hooker: "No. But if I had one i'd definitely be owning that bridge."

funniness: 9.23

rating: R