Dave M.

This is a test of ultimate kindness. If you are truly a genuine kind person, you will know what the right answer is. Imagine you have an Uncle Jack. Uncle Jack works as a zookeeper. Uncle Jack has a very serious back problem. One day, while washing one of the elephants, Uncle Jack was on the elephant's back. Due to his serious back issue, he could not dismount the elephant. *THIS IS WHERE YOUR GENUINE LOVE AND KIND FOR EVERY LIVING CREATURE COMES IN* Would you help him off? Yes, you say? Wait, wait. Back up. Answer again. Would you help your Uncle Jack off? Wait, wait, hold up. Say it out loud. Say, "I would help my Uncle Jack off." Say it. Go on. This is your ultimate kindness at stake. ... ...... ......... You skeevy little perv.