kong z.

1 did you hear that Chuck Norris got hit by a train? he was the only survivor... 2 Chuck Norris died 19 years ago. Death just hasnt worked up the courage to tell him yet 3 If you spell Chuck Norris's name wrong it says. run while you still can 4 Some kids can pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into solid concrete 4 version 2 Some kids make snow angels Chuck Norris makes concrete angels 5 Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did 6 Chuck Norris has been to mars. thats why there are no signs of life