Paul Z.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck. Yo mama so fat, that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed a two hour special. Yo mama so dumb that she put a quarter in a parking meter, she expected a gumball. Yo mama's face is so ugly that when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so dumb that she tried to eat a soup with a fork. (not a chunky soup) Yo mama so old, she went to school with jesus. Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

funniness: 5.33

rating: PG