james c.

there was a man, he wanted to knock boots. So he went to the whore house. he went in and said 'give me the best you got' . the cashier said door number 1. He went in there and waited and waited until he saw a big bowl of tomatoe soup. He ate it up ,while he was eating the hooker came in and said ' ewwww you nasty person' she ran away. he went to the cashier and said why did she run away. i just ate the tomatoe soup. the cashier said '' sir that wasnt tomatoe soup'' he said '' then what was it '' the cashier said '' sir that was this weeks abortions''

rating: R