Chalres J.

An American, a Mexican, a Jamaican, and a Russian are sitting in a boat together. The Jamaican takes out a large bag of marijuana and rolls one joint. He smokes half of it and then threw the rest of it off the boat. The American, puzzled, asks the Jamaican why he wasted such a large quantity of pot. The Jamaican explains that because there is so much weed in Jamaica, they can just waste it. A while later the Russian takes out a large bottle of fine vodka. He takes a small drink, and throws the rest overboard. The American, confused again, asks the Russian for an explanation. The Russian tells the American that since there is so much vodka in Russia, they can just waste it. The American looks over at the Mexican, and the Mexican says, "Don't even think about it."