umi n.

An old woman is sitting in rocking chair on the porch, petting her cat, Puff. A genie apears and says, "I'm her to give you three wishes." The old woman says," I wish i was twenty one years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is. "Now i wish i had a million dollars, and that this old house was a mansion with servants and everything." Poof! Done. "Now i wish that Puff is the handsomest man in the world, and deeply in love with me." Poof! Shes suddenly in the arms of the most handsomest man in the world. he kisses her and says, "Darling, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"