Jack R.

A man and Woman whent to sleep over at the mans house,The woman said: "I am very concerned about how people open there doors,If they are big and strong and do not use the key so they just bash down then I know there ruff with sex,If they have trouble finding the key hole then I know they have no experience in sex,How do you open your door?" And then the man replied with a smile on his face and said: "Well! before I open the door I lick the lock!"