ryan k.

A man walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. "Give me 20 shots of beer and keep 'em coming!" he says. So the bartender gets him his shots and he drinks them. Then he asks for 20 more, and 20 more, and 20 more until the bartender finally says, "That's enough! You're way to drunk already." To that the man then says, "Hey, if you have, what I have, you would drink the way I drink." "Well, what do you got?" the bartender replies. The hesitates, smiles, then says, "A dollar."