Kayla P.

Yo, Michael Jackson he was just 14, when his parents built a very strange machine. Designed 2 rape a world unseen. (He's gonna rape us all cuz he's Michael Jackson) When it didn't quite work his folks they just quit, then Michael took a look inside of it. It was a great big flash everything just changed, his hormones got all rearranged. (Jackson, Jackson) When he first woke up he had realized he had snowy white hair and glowy green eyes. He chood walk throught walls and see other guys. It was then that he knew what he had to do, he had to rape all the ghosts that were coming through. He's here to rape me and you. He's gonna rape us all cuz he's Michael Jackon, Gonna rape us all cuz he's Michael Jackson, Gonna rape us all cuz he's.....Michael Jackson.

funniness: 2.19

rating: PG-13