Russell I.

a old woman walked down the street one day. every one that passed him sayed good morning. the man would reply by saying fuck me. eventually after a while, people start getting pissed and call the cops. when cops find her and say good morning and the woman replys by saying i cant believe i can still do that. the cops look at each other baffeled. so they walk up to the woman and say we heard you were causing a disturbance. whats going on? the woman replys by saying i know it was everywere! the police get angry and say what the fuck is your problem lady?! the woman replys by saying Dammit! cant a girl have fantasies about George Clooney without breaking a law?!

funniness: 1.20

rating: PG-13