Russell I.

#1-when your teacher asks "weres your homework?!" just look down at your feet and make crying noises and say in broken speech "im so sorry, but i ran out of toilet paper this morning." #2-when your teacher says you have detention, say "i cant. i have better things to do." when the teacher says what? you say "i dont know yet but i'll think of something." #3-when you dont have any of your stuff for class, and your teacher asks why say "im sorry, i left them at your moms house last night!" #4-were a shirt that curses. #5- this is the best one. when you get suspended and come back, the principle will ask you if you learned anything. then you say "yes." then he will say what? then you say "i can get a lot done when im not here!"