Bruce W.

A lady was on her way to the elevator one day feeling very good about herself and just had to tell the next person she met how she felt. As the elevator doors opened, she spotted a man and exclaimed, "TGIF." To which he replied "SHIT." Confused by this response, she tried again......"TGIF." The man again, only smiling slightly this time, answered "SHIT." The lady started to lose her edge a bit and with a forced smile, once again said "TGIF." And once again the man replied "SHIT." The woman looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, but TGIF means 'Thank God It's Friday.'" The man looked at her and said, "I know. SHIT means 'Sorry Honey, It's Thursday.'"

funniness: 7.03

rating: PG