Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Brad M.

A lawyer, an accountant, and a cowboy are standing at the men's washroom urinals, doing their business. The lawyer zips up first, walks over to the sink, washes his arms up to the elbows, and takes a huge bunch of paper towels to dry off. He says, "I went to Harvard University, and they taught us to be sanitary". He leaves. Then, the accountant zips up, walks over to the sink, wets the tips of his fingers, and takes a tiny strip of paper towel to dry off. He says, "I went to the University of Yale, and they taught us to be environmentally friendly". He leaves as well. The cowboy, finally done his business, zips up and heads straight to the door saying, "I went to the University of Alberta, and they taught us not to pee on our hands!"

funniness: 8.37

rating: PG

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William D.

One day, there were three Englishmen in an English bar, and they saw an Irishman sitting down drinking, and they decided to play a trick on him and the first Englishman said to the Irishman, "Did you know St. Patrick was a sissy?" The Irishman said, "No, I didn't." The first Englishman went back and told his friends it didn't work. The second Englishman went up to the Irishman and said, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?" The Irishman said, "No, I didn't." The Englishman went back and told his friends it didn't work. The third Englishman went to the Irishman and said, "Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman? The Irishman said, "No, I didn't. But that's what your friends were trying to tell me."

funniness: 8.09

rating: PG

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Stephanie G.

1. It is possible to outrun a water balloon, but not a Super-Soaker. 2. A Koosh Ball will explode in the microwave. 3. Never tease your little sister if there is a hockey stick within arms reach. 4. If someone is power-washing a wooden post fence, dont stand behind it. 5. Do not stick your finger in a Light Bright socket. 6. Bunnies do not appreciate being dressed up and walked around in a baby stroller. 7. If you're floating in a pool in an inner tube, it is very easy to flip yourself over so your head is underwater and your feet are flailing in the air, but it is very difficult to flip back over. 8. If you're involved in the creating of a whirlpool, and you are not tall enough to reach the bottom; hold on to someone who is. 9. Do not stick your finger in a bug zapper. 10. Do not convince your little sister to stick her finger in a bug zapper if your mother is within hearing range. 11. On second thought, just stay away from bug zappers. 12. Puppies do not like trampolines. 13. Do not eat before volunteering yourself to be rolled down a hill in a trash barrel. 14. Spiders do not like baths. 15. Goldfish do not like being pet, held, or taken for walks. 16. Chickens do not like being taken for walks. 17. If you try to put a collar and leash on a chicken and take them for a walk, odds are you will be pecked. 18. Dont tell your mother "exactly" why the chicken pecked you. 19. The ice cream truck and the mail truck look very similar, be sure you know which one is coming before you run out in the street waving a dollar in your hand. 20. The mailman doesn?t like it when you run out in the middle of the street waving a dollar in your hand screaming for a snow cone. 21. If you ride a Barbie Jeep in the middle of your street, cars behind you will get mad. 22. Never "ice skate" in your socks on the kitchen floor when your mother is trying to get dinner on the table.

funniness: 8.42

rating: G

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A R.

funniness: 8.60

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.31

rating: PG

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Eric P.

funniness: 8.63

rating: PG

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Preston s.

Apparently underwear is optional

funniness: 9.17

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.67

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.36

rating: PG-13

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cathy m.

funniness: 8.36

rating: PG

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