John T.

A lion, a bear, and a chicken are sitting in the forrest boasting. The lion shows all his teeth, and says "When i roar, everyone in five kilometers of me screams and runs away". The bear stands up and flexes his muscles and says "Thats nothing, all i have to do is growl and every body in 5km hides under the nearest thing they can find." Then the chicken stands up and says "Thats nothing, all i have to do is cough or sneeze and the whole world shits itself"

rating: PG