mikayla j.

chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open. chuck norris counted to infinity. twice. the great wall of china was built to keep chuck norris out.it failed miserably. chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter. chuck norris knows the EXACT location of carmen sandiego when taking the SAT write chuck norris for every answer.you will score over 8000. in hte beginning there was nothing. then chuck norris round-house kicked that nothing in the face and said get a job. that is the story of the universe. chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one. more comming!!!

funniness: 5.09

rating: PG