Jack R.

One sunny day on the beach,A hot woman came with thongs on and a very thin bra.Men where all around her just dribbling and staring with stars in their eyes. "Hi boys! what are you doing?" she asked. "Staring and dribbling" They replied "Well i can see that but,why?" She asked. "If you look in the mirror you will see that your wearing thongs with a thin bra!" The woman gasped..... "Holy shit! i forgot to take them off when I was at the pub last night!" She screamed. "Keep them on for a few more minutes!" They shouted. "No! get away from me you constipated retard!"