Jack R.

One cold night,A person went to a shop.She broke the glass and ran inside "I can not see a thing!" she shouted,Infact the reason she shouted maked the alarm go off! police was everywhere and surely she could not escape. "Freeze! put your hands up man!" The cop screamed. "Man? im a woman you dunk head!" The police shouted out with laughter, "Haha! If your a woman then what are you doing here?" The police said. "I am buying my husband a Com Dom! where making out tonight and im hoping it will happen!" She screamed with anger. "Dear God" Said the police