David R.

What did the Leper say to the prostitute after sex? Keep the tip. How do you make spagetti? Throw a leper at a fly screen. What goes "Bounce Bounce, pause, plop plop plop plop plop? A leper jumping off of a diving board. What do you call 50 lepers in a bath tub? Stew. Why are lepers so good at tennis? They can keep their eyes on the ball.

funniness: 4.32

rating: PG