Roy T.

A preist was reading his bible one day when he heard a loud voice coming from above. "I need your help, can you hear me?" Looking around to confirm that he's alone the preist responds. "I'm here for you Lord!" :"I need you to do something for me." :What is it you need me to do?" The preist responded filling up with pride over being asked to do something by God. "I need a phillips head screw driver" "A phillips head screw driver? What is that my Lord?" "A damn screw driver. I'm cleaning the air ducts, and I need a screw driver!" This is a true story...happened at my parish, and was told to me by the preist.

funniness: 5.42

rating: PG